Hulu and hang?
Horror and horniness go hand in hand. And why not? Sex and horror have a whole lot in common: they’re both societal taboos that we crave harder the more we’re told to look away. Another commonality between the two is their ability to raise our heart rates and keep us … on edge. So what better time than now to unpack the ten most sex-crazed titles available to hook up with on Hulu.
I’d argue one of the horniest titles available to stream on the Disney-owned platform right now is the 1994 supernatural thriller Wolf. This horror romance stars Jack Nicholson and Michelle Pfeiffer at their most aggressively sensual. If you’re not yet convinced this is the hottest cast ever assembled, then I raise you one James Spader in a supporting performance. This werewolf flick was directed by Mike Nichols, a master of emotional tension as seen in his bare-all adaptation of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? While the sex in this classic is mostly implied, it’s sure to get you hot and bothered.
One horror film on the following list where the sex is a whole lot less implied is the 2021 forever classic Titane from visionary director Julia Ducournau. This one has full-frontal nudity for days, but even more interesting is that infamous scene where Agathe Rouselle has pulsing, passionate sex with a car. A very sexy car, for that matter. With the eradication of the male gaze, the openly queer sexuality in Titane is truly wonderful to behold.
And speaking of, both Midnight Kiss and Black Swan hold nothing back when it comes to same-sex satisfaction. Queer cornucopia Midnight Kiss hails from Blumhouse’s Into the Dark anthology. This horny entry concerns a group of hot young friends who get together on New Year’s Eve to play a very sexy and even more dangerous game. Then, there’s that one scene between Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in Black Swan that made you regret seeing it with your Dad. You know the one.
Here are the top ten horniest horror movies and series streaming on Hulu:
- Midnight Kiss
- Black Swan
- American Horror Story: Murder House
- American Horror Story: Hotel
- Scream Queens
- I Know Who Killed Me
Another down-to-clown selection streaming on Hulu right now is American Horror Story. Arguably one of its horniest seasons, Murder House features the show’s most uncomfortably sexual character: the Rubber Man. This dude is wearing a fetish suit of black shiny latex from head to toe and commits some wildly inappropriate mayhem. Rubber Man aside, there’s plenty of other sexiness present in the first season. Second in line is Hotel; the fifth season of AHS, Hotel features an immortally horny performance by the one and only Lady Gaga.
Lastly, what are some horny horror titles you’ll be checking out on Hulu? Are there any important ones I’ve missed? Make sure to let me know on Twitter via @joshkorngut. I’m always around to chat all thins Hulu horror.
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